D: this washing machine is eating socks!!
S: maybe this washing machine only loves white clothes!by the way which period for our lovely machine today???
(after a night with several beers and tequilas, in the morning)
D: who paid for the taxi? i don't remember??
S: i think we both paid. you paid 5 euros, i paid 10 euros but the price was 8 euros. taxi driver gave me 5 euros and some coins. so how much money you will get? ok. 4 plus 4 is eight. ouwww this is like a fucking math problem!!!
D: let's buy some cigarettes with it

S: ok
(before a night with several beers and tequilas)
D: i need to be drunk tonight!
S: i have to finish this fucking homework!
D: you are a cow!! möööööö mööööö
(after 5 min)
D: möchten sie mit mir heute abend ausgehen?sind sie alleine?wollen wir tanzen?
S: ok let's go out, fuck the homework!
D: i love youuuuuuuuuu
S: oh my god, i see no lights!!
D: no, i see, let's check it...
S: yeah i see now!there is light! club is open!!
D: yippieeeee!!!
D: i made it!!!! i am going to home with you!!! i made it!!!!